Question

Find jokes related to your school subject from sources like magazines, books or the internet. 

Answer 1

Science Jokes

• Teacher: What is the formula for water?
  • Student: H I J K L M N O.
  • Teacher: What are you talking about?
  • Student: You said the formula is H to O!
• Teacher: Why is the math book always unhappy?
  • Student: Because it has so many problems! 

Geography Jokes

• Teacher: What do you call a country where everyone drives a red car?
  • Student: A red-car-nation (reincarnation)!
• Teacher: Why did the sun go to school?
  • Student: To get a little brighter!

Math jokes

• Teacher: Why was the equal sign so humble?

  • Student: Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else!
• Teacher: What’s the best tool for math?
  • Student: A multi-plier!