Question

Suppose that insects can understand human language. Write a humourous notice in about 40-50 words to be put up in the garden/living/dining room for the benefit of fellow insects.

Answer 1

NOTICE TO GARDEN INSECTS

Dear bees, beetles and butterflies: The humans have left the garden open, but please queue politely at the flowers. No pushing, leaf-biting or midnight buzzing near bedrooms. Wasps must remove their striped uniforms at picnics. Refreshments are nectar; complaints go to the ant manager. Enjoy your visit!