Question

Working in pairs, choose three of the following words and write your own humorous and unusual definitions for them. Two examples have already been done for you.

dentist	hotel	alarm clock	moped
mirror	classroom	astrologer	mobile phone

1. A mirror is a device that frightens the daylights out of most people.
2. An alarm clock is an instrument that wakes you up early so that you can go to sleep again.

Answer 1

1. A dentist is a person who extracts your teeth and your money.
2. A hotel is a place which gives you food and rest but takes your purse.
3. A moped is a vehicle that rides you around for free.
4. A classroom is a place where a student tastes some punishment.
5. An astrologer is a person who makes your past, present and future dance before you.
6. A mobile phone is a device that makes you talk to even unwanted persons.